The floating crust

There are few sights more pleasant on the Denholme canal than 'The Floating Crust', a narrowboat pizzeria gently smoking away as it serves up delicious slices to hungry walkers. That is, until yesterday, when one punter with a truly heroic appetite rocked up and apparently tried to order its entire menu.

The floating pizzeria, known for its freshly baked offerings, was put to the test when the customer in the orange t-shirt began placing an order of legendary proportions. Onlookers on the towpath reported hearing a list of toppings that seemed to have no end.